Wheaton Heroes is our "afraid to show your face" hero! Wheaton Heroes jackass is probably an "alumnia" of Wheaton College, the one in Illinoise during the ninties. Wheatie is probably a mail, I mean male. Can't spell or doesn't care about spelling. He is fascinated with beer, energy drinks, bono, archives, women's issues, liberals, catholicism, wxrt, Christian subculture and celebrity. He knows how to use photoshop of has a friend that does. he can use wikipedia better than Ann Curry and likes to use obscure terms. I think a lot of the stuff is made up - like Charles Wadworth the urinal mint guy.
Wheatie Pannetone (facebook identity - a italian christmas fruitcake?) seems to favor people who graduated in the ninties, yet must work at the college or a christian ministry nearby. It seems like Wheatie has access to old photos and documents, maybe from online? Also has some insider info like Lloyd Graf and Kyoko Chan who don't show up in the usual alumni listings. He seems to have inside knowlege about Wheaton's fundraising practices. Posting seem to be anti-corporate and have a conservative bias, and blocks with *$%# any fucking profanity. They seem to be genuine of some of the heroes, while still taking the piss.
Falsanis' posting had Maltby in the link :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MNPbVssn8w?UserID_ButchMaltby
Linda Midgett's posting had "Shayne in the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHnutyshotQ?ID_Shayne_Signin
(Shayne was also the only woman featured until Goddess week)
Litfin's posting had "Chignell" in the link:
http://chicagoartmagazine.com/2010/02/50-alderman50-artists-and-the-mayor-harold-washington-painting/?Search_Google_Results_Signin_MemberID_chignell
Nominations have included:
P.R.
M.H.
J.S.
B.G.
F.J.
L.B.
C.F.
D.F,
D.V.
C.V.
Also Wheaton Heroes hotmail account had the identity of "Drake Williamsburg" - but nothing else online about that identity. How did WheatonHeroes first show up? Any of these clues lead to his identity?
My guess is on the "archives" or David Malone his links to historical data seem to match up with the postings and show up pretty quickly after the posting is published. Either that or David Vanderveen or Butch Maltby who both must live on facebook all day long.
Anyway, Wheatie must have a lot of time to waste, but still some is funny, some of it is bad PR for the school but that's ok. :)
